What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

3 years

Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

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What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

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What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.