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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

3 years

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!