What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar?

The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.