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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.