What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.