What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.