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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Positive Jokes More Positive Jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....