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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How does Batman store energy?

In BATteries

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Positive Jokes More Positive Jokes

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.