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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

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What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

How does Batman store energy?

In BATteries

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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.