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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

Positive Jokes More Positive Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.