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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Positive Jokes More Positive Jokes

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/