What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

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FeMail.

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It's already run out of battery.

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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....