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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.