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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

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Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.