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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

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What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight...

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.