Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

What do you call... What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go?

Flabio.

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.