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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

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What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives