What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window