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What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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He had a bad experience with windows.

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Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

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White powder!

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.