What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

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Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window