What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

Sometimes i get the joke.

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.