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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window