What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.