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What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

She was beside herself.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine?

A second line

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes