What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.