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What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.