What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.