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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

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What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

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How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine?

I'm font of you.