What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.