What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

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What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.