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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.