Rug Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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Who was the first mathematician?

A concave man

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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How do you test a saltshaker?

You call in a redditor.

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist?

They both have wet noses.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Tape Lean Jokes More Tape Lean Jokes

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."