Rug Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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Spongebob Jokes More Spongebob Jokes

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

Ni-Hao-dy

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine?

I'm font of you.

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Carpet Bombing Jokes More Carpet Bombing Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!