Rug Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

They both have algorhythm.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd