Chameleon Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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