Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon
Ereptile dysfunction
A reptile dysfunction.
Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.
A reptile dysfunction
He has a reptile dysfunction.
A chameleon on a tartan rug!
Because they are always in duh skies
Reptile - disfunction
You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.
They had a reptile dysfunction.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Until he gets caught.
DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.
A Regis Error.
First question on Canadian citizenship exam
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
There's no jack
Pee in a cup.
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
It had a nervous breakdown.