Chameleon Jokes

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Because he had a reptile dysfunction.