Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.