Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

Boooooooooooooots

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.