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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room(haha get it)

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.