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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!