Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.