What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.