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What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What kind of work does a weak cat do?

Light mouse work.

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.