What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

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Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator?

Because it's not called a purconow.

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.