What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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An animal that grows down as it grows up!

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.