What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

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Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!