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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

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What is the definition of an optimist?

An accordion player with a pager.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.