What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

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What is the definition of gross ignorance?

144 blondes.

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A fart with a lump in it

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.