100 Certainty Jokes

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

In formation

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze?

The iceeu

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"