100 Certainty Jokes

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question.

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.