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Leopard Jokes

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!