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Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Which Movie Character Are You?

Quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.

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Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.