Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.