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Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

Where do you find a one legged cow?

Where ever you left it.

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What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.