Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.