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What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.