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What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

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Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.