What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

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Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

Because it nose.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.