What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

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Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

Because it nose.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

What do you call an affectionate island?

Isle of view

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What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.