What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!