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What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!