How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

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How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

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How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.