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How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.