How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this