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What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable?

Neigh-bours.

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2