What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable?

Neigh-bours.

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.