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What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

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Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.