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What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine