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What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.