What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine