What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.