Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.