Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.