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Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See