Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See