Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.