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Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See