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What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

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Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

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What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled?

What have I got to luge

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!