What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

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What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married.

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!