What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.