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What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.