What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

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How do elephants talk to each other?

By 'elephone!

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.