Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

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How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

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What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!