Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

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What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.