April Sale - 20% Off

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Previous Random Joke Next

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a man cut his hair on the moon?

Eclipse it

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

What do you call a Republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.