What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

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What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man