What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

The outlet

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID