What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

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Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.