What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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What did one fly say to the other?

Your man is down'

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium