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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Collar Id Jokes More Collar Id Jokes

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.