How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

Who's there! Buster! Buster who?

Buster tire can I use your phone!

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What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

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What do all dogs get with their phones?

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

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