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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Collar Id Jokes More Collar Id Jokes

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID