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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

Collar Id Jokes More Collar Id Jokes

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID