How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

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What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

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What do all dogs get with their phones?

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