What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

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Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.