What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?

Because she was trans-parent.

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*