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What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....