What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.