What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

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Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?