Crisis Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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Wild Jokes More Wild Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

Undergo Jokes More Undergo Jokes

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Water Birth Jokes More Water Birth Jokes

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Mid Life Crisis Jokes More Mid Life Crisis Jokes

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.