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Crisis Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a sad terrorist?

A crisis

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Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying?

He was having a midlife crisis

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What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

Existential Crisis Jokes More Existential Crisis Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat