Crisis Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

40 Year Old Jokes More 40 Year Old Jokes

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Where do you find a five year old with no legs?

Exactly where you left him

Year Old Boy Jokes More Year Old Boy Jokes

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch