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Crisis Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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What do you call a sad terrorist?

A crisis

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Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Ethiopian Baby Jokes More Ethiopian Baby Jokes

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.