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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.