What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Green Light Jokes More Green Light Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!