What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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Why do they say "break a leg!" to actors?

If you said "tear an ACL!" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.