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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Green Light Jokes More Green Light Jokes

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light