What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What do you get with breaking news?

News casts

Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Green Light Jokes More Green Light Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!