What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!