Aquarium Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

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He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.