Aquarium Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

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What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

Water Level Jokes More Water Level Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Existential Crisis Jokes More Existential Crisis Jokes

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Porpoise Cleaner Jokes More Porpoise Cleaner Jokes

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery