What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar