What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.