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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.