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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.