What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!