What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.