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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour?

A frog in the blender

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.