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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.