What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!