What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.