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How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture