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How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.