How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!