How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

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Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!