How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.