How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!

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What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.