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How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.