How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!