How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!