How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted