How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

What do you call a flying bus?

Bus Lightyear...

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted