How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms?

Southwesteros

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted