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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted