What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.