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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.