Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.