Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

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What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "