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Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".