Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

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Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.