How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

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What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

What did the woodworm say to the chair?

It's been nice gnawing you!

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.