How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.