How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!