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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

What did the woodworm say to the chair?

It's been nice gnawing you!

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.