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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.