How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.