How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "lets it go!"

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

What did the woodworm say to the chair?

It's been nice gnawing you!

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.