Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?!