Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

Who's there! Chair! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions!