Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.