Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

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What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.