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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

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What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair