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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.