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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Negotiate Jokes More Negotiate Jokes

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."