What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!