What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long