What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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Who do you give a lost gun to?

The rifle owner.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.