What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

Who's there! Chin and Tony! Chin and Tony who?

Chin and Tonyk!

What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!