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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!