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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

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When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force