What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

What's got four legs and no ears?

Mike Tyson's dog.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!