March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

Previous Random Joke Next
Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Why did the women's studies major go to college?

To study a broad