What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college?

Bison