What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

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Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

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What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".