What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

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Why are you hitting that spider?

Wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

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What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.