How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."