What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

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What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo?

A bison-tennial.

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What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

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What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Jog-raphy!