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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

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What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING