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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What fish do road-menders use?

Pneumatic krill!

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.