What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Who's there! Brian! Brian who?

Brian drain!

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.