What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.