What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.