What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.