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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING