He was having a midlife crisis
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.
Because he was soda-pressing
You cry when you cut up an onion.
Because they're campers.
With a crowbar.
Because he couldn't see that well!
Chernobyl fall out..
Madame
Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
Just wait. They'll tell you.
It was an emergent sea.
They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
