He was having a midlife crisis
Juan on Juan
Cross-country
"Today children we will learn our ABC's"
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
About 3 inches
If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
He thought it would help him with his hit detection.
Help! I'm melting!
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
Lincoln. He's in a cent!
Upper U.S.
There are twenty of them.
There are twenty of them
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window