Year Old Boy Jokes

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10 Year Old Jokes More 10 Year Old Jokes

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

Undergo Jokes More Undergo Jokes

Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

7 Year Old Girl Jokes More 7 Year Old Girl Jokes
Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

7 Year Old Jokes More 7 Year Old Jokes

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.