Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Nothing, she was too disabled to speak
They both love stoning women.
Because his watch has ended.
"Ve have vays of making you tock!"
Denim denim denim...
Because there horns don't work.
Because there's a clock on the stove.
Politics
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
There's a clock on the stove.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
