Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
She gives birth to a boy.
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
Max
So people can read her lips.
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
So they won't run out of time
For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.
You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.
Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
