Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
There's a clock on the stove.
The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!
Justin Case
Depends
They distrust clocks.
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
Mine's Womens Rights.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
