What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

Favorite Joke Jokes More Favorite Joke Jokes

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'