What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

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What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

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How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range