What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

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What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!