Range Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

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A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything.

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What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

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What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.