Range Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What's 11 & 2?

The Cowboys

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Phone Rang Jokes More Phone Rang Jokes

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance