Range Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Large Number Jokes More Large Number Jokes

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Shoot Range Jokes More Shoot Range Jokes