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Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

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Virgin Mobile

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Because he was in a wheelchair.

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

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What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

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How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

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Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a nice Canadian meal on a colorful roof?

Poutina.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

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