Range Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Where're you going?

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Large Number Jokes More Large Number Jokes

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.