Range Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

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What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair