How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.