How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

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Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.