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Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

Which fairground ride is made of iron?

The ferrous wheel

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!