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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.