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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.