What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!