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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

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It burns too easily

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.