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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time