Its easy to break the little light inside them.
Because she had a pun in the oven!
The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!
Kick boxing
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
She was having contractions.
It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.
A pregnant woman is in Labour
OP delivers.
A brick gets laid!
A widow
Because he was driving her buggy.
Me love you wrong time.
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.
You mustard be joking!
It's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words
This joke will be back someday
Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
