Its easy to break the little light inside them.
Because she had a pun in the oven!
The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!
Kick boxing
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
She was having contractions.
It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.
A pregnant woman is in Labour
Fetus deletus!
She delivers.
They can't resist.
My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)
Flush the toilet.
9 months.
That was the most violent book I've ever read..........
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.
We are both constantly penetrating your mum.
OH CARP!!!
1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge
Give her two Mennonite
Three Men-A-Night
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
It was low hanging fruit.
