Pregnant Woman Jokes

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.