Pregnant Woman Jokes

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Pregnant Jokes More Pregnant Jokes

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

Fetus deletus!

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Contraction Jokes More Contraction Jokes

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Dingo Jokes More Dingo Jokes

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.