Pregnant Woman Jokes

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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