Its easy to break the little light inside them.
Because she had a pun in the oven!
The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!
Kick boxing
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
She was having contractions.
It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.
A pregnant woman is in Labour
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
Flush the toilet.
I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."
The leash goes slack...
The older they are the easier they are to pick up.
A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids
A pasta free.
Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
It already has at least hundred degrees
So they won't step on the fish.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
